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Ruby Rue was beautiful of heart
Though her outward appearance gave town folks a start

Her dreams of a suitor had not yet come true
With just internal beauty, what’s a poor hag to do?

So she consulted her Grimoire and found a grand hex
She enchanted a stone  and hung it round her neck

Then she squealed to the mirror “Why Ruby… You’re hot!”
But her stone, it was faulty, for to others… she was not!

The lesson to garner, so you won’t be alone…
Keep your hope in your heart and not in a stone.

by

Roberta Baird

Bad Santa

You better watch out… You don’t and you’ll cry
You better not doubt… I’m telling you why…
Santa Flaws is coming to town!

He smells like a fungus. He’s covered with lice.
He spits when he talks… and he’s not very nice.
Santa Flaws is coming to town!

He sneaks in while you’re sleeping
And eats up all the cake
He drinks the beer and kicks the dog
So beware for goodness sake!

You better watch out… You don’t and you’ll cry,
You better not doubt… I’m telling you why… Santa Flaws is coming to town!
by Roberta Baird

The side of the family that no one wants to talks about!

Fun with Fungi

It’s the mushroom or toadstool, (I know not which) below that put me on this mushroom quest today. It is such a brilliant orange I thought it was one of the sand box toys left out to become Maggie, our dogs favorite thing to run with.

When I went out to pick it up, it was actually this beautiful growing fungi creature! We usually have the white fairy ring type fungi, but this one is quite beautiful… small photos do it no justice!

Who are You Shoes in my Zazzle Store!

Felt Mushroom Sculpture at Piccolo Bella