Don’t Feed the Plants


They may offer you fortune and fame
Love and money and instant acclaim
But whatever they offer you
Don’t feed the plants

They may offer you lots of cheap thrills
Fancy condos in Beverly Hills
But whatever they offer you
Don’t feed the plants

Look out! Here comes Audrey Two!
Look out!

 

Water


Rub a dub dub,
Three men in a tub,
And who do you think they be?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick maker.
Turn them out, knaves all three