Ghoul Friends


Miranda Mummy groaned in despair…
“When I open my coffin, I’ve nothing to wear!”

 

Then she looked in her mirror and said with a pause….
“Does my bottom look bigger when wrapped up in gauze?”

 

Her very best ghoul friend knew just the right trick.
“I’ll pull on this string and you’ll soon look less thick….”

 

……. OOPS!

 

By
Roberta Baird

Water


Rub a dub dub,
Three men in a tub,
And who do you think they be?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick maker.
Turn them out, knaves all three

Mirror


Ruby Rue was beautiful of heart
Though her outward appearance gave town folks a start

Her dreams of a suitor had not yet come true
With just internal beauty, what’s a poor hag to do?

So she consulted her Grimoire and found a grand hex
She enchanted a stone and hung it round her neck

Then she squealed to the mirror “Why Ruby… You’re hot!”
But her stone, it was faulty, for to others… she was not!

The lesson to garner, so you won’t be alone…
Keep your hope in your heart and not in a stone.

by

Roberta Baird